Buddy says don't be a cotton-headed ninny muggin! Join us for the modern holiday classic, Elf. Please feel free to bring your own comfy chair and enjoy our hot cocoa bar while you settle in for your one millionth viewing of Will Ferrell's finest hour. Event is BYOBP (Bring Your Own Breakfast Pasta) 

IMDB Plot Summary (but you already know this stuff, right?) "Buddy was a baby in an orphanage who stowed away in Santa's sack and ended up at the North Pole. Later, as an adult who happened to be raised by elves, Santa allows him to go to New York City to find his birth father, Walter Hobbs. He, who is on Santa's naughty list for being a heartless jerk, had no idea that Buddy was even born. Buddy, meanwhile, experiences the delights of New York City (and human culture) as only an elf can. When Walter's relationship with him interferes with his job, he is forced to reevaluate his priorities."